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Титла: Информация за България =0)
Публикувано от: AU в Ноември 07, 2007, 15:40:30 pm
тук ми попадна един много интересен сайт с информация за БГ , и реших да го споделя с вас  ;)

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 http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Bulgaria

 има и за Щатите също  :D

 http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/USA
Титла: Re: Информация за България =0)
Публикувано от: Eon в Ноември 07, 2007, 17:16:40 pm
Брутално!  ;D
Титла: Re: Информация за България =0)
Публикувано от: Alien в Ноември 07, 2007, 19:10:20 pm
Цитат
The Biggest superhero of them all is Boiko Borisov. He is the current mayor of the capital Sofia, but secretly protects the planet from aliens, jaywalkers and mutant gypsies.

Ахахахахахахаххаах
(http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_6.gif) :P :P :P
Титла: Re: Информация за България =0)
Публикувано от: jediguardian в Ноември 07, 2007, 20:51:47 pm
http://dreal.net
Българският проект ;)
Обаче арта с мечките е много добър  8)
Титла: Re: Информация за България =0)
Публикувано от: Oberon в Ноември 08, 2007, 18:24:01 pm
Ахаха, това е много яко:)
King Azis:)))
Титла: Re: Информация за България =0)
Публикувано от: Eon в Ноември 09, 2007, 13:50:00 pm
Volen Siderov

It is hard to describe how peaceful and intelligent this man is, and in fact he is one of the most popular politicians in the European Union nowadays. Leader of the party ATAKA (which translates as "Brotherhood of the Intergalactic Federation of Bulgaria"), he and his supporters are planning to create jobs, mega malls, pizza parlors, and enlightenment and meditation centers throughout Bulgaria. Their new age nationalistic beliefs are often described as mysterious and metaphysical, but Bulgarians of all castes can benefit from them while being integrated successfully into the soon to become draconian, antediluvian society. This is the website of this amazing and wonderful person, which will always remind us of why the people of Bulgaria need a guiding light in this age of the Kali Yuga: [http://www.ataka.bg/ Witnesses who had the pleasure to communicate with such a friendly, austere person, said that he really enjoys speaking prehistoric languages, having intellectual conversations about the missing continent of Atlantis, humming Azis tunes, visiting alleged UFO sites in Bulgaria, describing the benefits of pork meat, reciting tales from gypsy folklore, practicing Mongolian throat chanting, ruminating on the works of Turkish and Arab and Persian holy men, and quoting famous poets with such an impressive artistic pathos that one can have a religious experience in his presence! His personality and aura are so unbelievably sincere and positive that even Sri Maharishi Maheesh Yogi, the former guru of the rock and roll band, the Beatles, clearly stated, while being interviewed by the BBC, that the World will soon proclaim him an Enlightened Holy Man.

Volen Siderov is Bulgaria's most outspoken Nationalist. His partner is Mitko Kopelev Stoyanov, first MP of Gipsy ethnic background (and second cousin of Azis, the Bulgarian Chalga singer) in the European Parliament.

A big admirer of Azis, he has photos of the most famous Chalga singer in history in a sacred shrine located in his living room, proclaiming Azis to be an incarnation of the Hindu God Vishnu.

Currently working as a volunteer with "Ethnic Understanding Without Frontiers and Police Brutality" in Stolypinovo, the Gypsy quarter of Plovdiv, Bulgaria, he has been quoted as saying "My greatest disappointments in life are that I was not born a Bulgarian Gypsy and never learnt the Roma language and the exotic Gipsy dances that are a wonder to behold and a joy for all to see."

Титла: Re: Информация за България =0)
Публикувано от: neven в Ноември 09, 2007, 14:31:02 pm
Eончо, поне преведи едно изречение. Или го разкажи на български с две думи :)
Титла: Re: Информация за България =0)
Публикувано от: AU в Ноември 09, 2007, 19:24:31 pm
http://dreal.net
Българският проект ;)
Обаче арта с мечките е много добър  8)

 искам ездатна мечка, хем топли, хем хапе. Уникално  :D